On Channeling Moses

I'm always reluctant to claim to be channeling Moses. I mocked Glenn Beck when he said, much like Pat Robertson, that the Japanese earthquakes and tsunami and subsequent catastrophes at the nuclear plants were messages from God. But after considerable reflection and prayer, I have now concluded that Beck was right. The nuclear meltdowns going on are indeed a message from God: DON'T BUILD THESE @#%&*$#@ NUCLEAR REACTORS ON TOP OF MAJOR EARTHQUAKE FAULT LINES WHERE YOU MIGHT HAVE MAGNITUDE 9 EARTHQUAKES AND TSUNAMIS RESULTING IN RADIATION SPEWING INTO THE AIR, SEA, AND LAND FOR DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS, AND PERHAPS YEARS. Over and out, God.