House Republicans Demand Grover Cleveland's Emails.

Republican House chief email investigator Trey Gowdy today demanded all the emails sent by Presidents Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson . "Since overturning the New Deal, especially Social Security and virtually all government programs, is our prime agenda, we must have all FDR's emails. That none have ever been turned over is a scandal in itself we will be investigating. If it turns out that FDR did not in fact use email, we will need to investigate why not. We believe this is a cover-up of such massive proportions as to boggle the mind. The cover-up is so massive that the entire record of the existence of email systems during the Depression has been scrubbed from the historical record. This is Stalinesque in its scope. We will spare no expense in getting to the bottom of this. We will also be investigating how he was able to serve four terms in office. It is astounding that this constitutional violation was allowed to occur and has gone unprosecuted all these years. Where there's smoke, there's fire. A separate House Select committee will be looking into President Woodrow Wilson's use of email as well, particularly surrounding the formation of the League of Nations," he said. "Grover Cleveland is next." * * * * * * * *Turns out Florida Governor Rick Scott forbids state employees using the terms "climate change" or "global warming." A Florida spokesperson for Governor Rick Scott stated today that the rising sea level along the Florida coast, predicted to rise as much as two feet by 2060, is not due to "g-l-o-b-a-l w-a-r-m-i-n-g" but is only a side effect of all that glacial and polar ice melting. Ummmmmmmmmmm. * * * * * * * * In the most damning accusations to date regarding Hilary Clinton's use of private email, disturbing new revelations purport to show she may have emailed actual Muslims in the Middle East. Six separate House Select Committees are preparing to investigate these explosive new revelations. "We have reason to believe that the Secretary of State may have been in regular contact with Muslims in several Middle East countries," a spokesperson for Republican House Speaker John Boehner reported. "This demands an investigation, or, in this instance, possibly six." * * * * * * * * Louisiana became the latest failed "supply-side economics" model and is now facing $1.6 billion shortfall. James Carville, never at a loss for words, wrote, "The Governor and Legislature constantly refer to how can they maintain their purity, or as it is sometimes referred to, their 'tax virginity.' You have to be kidding me," he wrote. "This reminds me of two over-sexed teenagers dry humping in a backseat of car parked behind a levee wondering how far they can go while maintaining their purity or virginity...We are literally at the mercy of buffoons and comedians." * * * * * * * * One of my favorite things to do is to sit in my easy chair and watch television with my eyes closed. * * * * * * * ** Forty-seven Republicans sent a public letter to Iran and managed to undermine important negotiations, look ill-informed about our own Constitution, may have violated the Logan Act, and made Iran look good in the process. There's a Keystone Kops aspect to these guys. These guys are a bit like those SAE kids in the Oklahoma bus. One of them says, "Hey, I've got an idea. Let's sing some racist songs!" And everybody goes along." * * * * * * * * * I saw a report about some polling that said Fox News is simultaneously the least accurate and most trusted "news" network. Some things you just have to shake your head at.