Saturday, July 25, 2015

Donald Trump - Special Edition

The latest joke about hotel magnate Donald Trump is the reason he attacked John McCain for not being a genuine war hero was because John spent so many years as a prisoner of war not at a Trump hotel, but at the Hanoi Hilton. * * * * * * * In Donald Trump, it must be said, pompous, arrogant, ignorant, blowhard billionaires have finally found a voice........* * * * * * * * Lindsey Graham, US Senator from South Carolina and Republican running for President, called Donald Trump a "jackass." Trump called Graham a "lightweight....idiot." It's good to see politics finally climbing above the usual ad hominem name-calling. * * * * * * Rick Perry, another Republican candidate for President on trial for felony "abuse of power," called Trump a "cancer on conservatism." Trump suggested Perry should have to take an IQ test in order to run for President. That actually might be a good idea for the whole bunch of them. * * * * * * * * Iran, North Korea, ISIS, Syria, and a handful of African countries all pledged today to become Western style democracies with freedom of the press and religion, to dismantle all their nuclear programs, and stop funding every outside militant group throughout the world they currently fund if only the Republicans don't nominate Donald Trump. "That guy's f****** crazy. He's as looney as some of our ayatollahs," said one mullah who wished to remain anonymous. "You never know what ridiculous thing they're going to want to do next." * * * * * * * * * In a bold move, reminiscent of Barack Obama's surprise visits to Afghanistan early in his first term of office, Donald Trump visited Laredo, Texas, a war-zone in itself with Operation Jade Helm full underway. Texas, under siege from both Mexico and the United States, in in a perilous situation. * * * * * * * * Another Republican candidate, Jeb Bush, suggested today that all old people should just be thrown off Medicare and allowed to die peacefully in their homes. "It's the only humane thing to do rather than prolonging their lives year after year after year after year. People live too long now, and it's our own fault with all this medicine and hospitals and health insurance and stuff." Donald Trump agreed saying, "Old people who get sick are losers. I like winners." * * * * * * * In the biggest news of the week, Donald Trump announced he has chosen Dennis Rodman as his vice-presidential running mate. "He's a winner," said Trump. "And he's got way more foreign policy experience than I do. The only thing John McCain ever did right was pick Sarah Palin for his vice-presidential running mate. I have picked Dennis with this in mind. "


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