So this week.............

So this week, J. Lord Dampnut addressed a Women's Empowerment gathering in DC. His opening remark, "Susan B. Anthony, what a babe. Nice rack, too," apparently did not go over well. ************* So this week, the House of Representatives voted to not require J. Lord to release his tax returns citing privacy issues and also voted to allow internet providers to sell my browsing history to the highest bidder. ****************So this week Exxon-Mobil urged the fake president to comply with the Paris Climate Accord. Yes, you saw that right, Exxon-Mobil wants our fake president to comply with the Paris Climate Accord. *************** So this week, Rep. Lamar Smith (R. - Texas), Chairman of the House Science Committee, accused Science magazine of being pro-science. "It is so clear that they are biased in favor of science," he said. ************* J. Lord Dampnut's new military strategy against ISIS, massive, indiscriminate bombing of civilian targets in heavily populated urban neighborhoods in Iraq and Syria, is off to a "great" start. "Despite huge civilian casualties, we're pretty sure, almost certain, that we might have gotten at least a couple of terrorists somewhere in there," a spokesperson said. "We'll be trying this in Somalia as well. **************** House Republicans accused Democrats of working together in the investigations of the administration's Russia connections. "They are sharing information, developing strategies, seeking documents, and asking questions almost everyday trying to get to the truth," one said. "That's not how we operate. It's just not fair." ******************* So this week, J. Lord has appointed his daughter Ivanka as a White House Advisor to the President for no pay. Ivanka, though, is said to be developing a new line of White House chic clothing to be marketed on-line. ******************So this week, Dampnut said he wanted to work with Democrats on health insurance reform. "It'll be easy," he said. Paul Ryan, Republican Speaker of the House said he most certainly did not want to work with Democrats. Maybe no so easy after all. Later in the day, a short transcript of the conversations going on between the Republican Freedom Caucus and more moderate Republican Congressmen to try get the health insurance bill back on track was leaked by Repub sources: "Moron." "Asshat." "Socialist." "Fascist." "Imbecile." "F*** you." "Idiot." "Ignoramus." "Stupidest f*** ever elected." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "Stick it up your a**." "F*** off."*********************The White House press secretary said he's not going to go down the slippery slope of saying what reporting about the White House is true and what is not. ********************Guide to J. Lord Dampnut/Russia scandal: As far as I can piece together so far about what happened, the US was invaded by a thousand paid Russian hackers launching internet bots spreading fake anti-Hillary Clinton news for months, perhaps years, in collusion with Russia's human agents Manafort and Flynn and others in the Dampnut campaign, Wikileaks, and the FBI, to get J. Lord Dampnut elected, whom the Russians have blackmailed with the Russian prostitute pissing video, his associations with the Russian Mafia, and his international banking money-laundering connections, to get him installed as president so he would lift sanctions on Russia put in place after Russian invaded Crimea, after which Putin would make $$$ billions on a big oil deal with Exxon-Mobil. The various pieces are all falling into place now. Nunes, Spicer, and Dampnut are doing their best to cover it up, and Russia is murdering its agents all over the world. Flynn now says he will testify in exchange for immunity. It all sounds like the plot of an implausible spy thriller with hundreds of characters, but it appears more and more real as time goes by. ********************** More on Russian connections: Carl Bernstein, reporter of Watergate fame, says heed Deepthroat's advise, "Follow the money." Clint Watts, national security expert, advised the Senate Intelligence to "follow the trail of dead Russians." I'm guessing those two lines of evidence intersect in this instance.*******************Finally, what the heck happened to Kellyanne Conway? I haven't seen her for at least a week.