The Secret World of Women

So I was shopping
at a local department store,
and inadvertently found
myself walking down
the women's undergarment
aisle. I tried to look
straight ahead, not
noticing the lacy underwear,
the delicately translucent fabrics,
the gently uplifting bras,
the diaphanous............
oh, never mind.
Fortunately, there were
no women shoppers
to encounter in that
foreign land.
I safely made it out
of that secret world
and found my new
dish wash scrubbers and
a windshield wiper and
made my way back home.