Francisco Franco is still dead......and other stories.

Let's see if I have this right here: Republicans, the same people who for five years now have called President Obama a Kenyan born, Muslim, socialist, atheist, anti-christ, communist, jihadist traitor, tyrant, dictator, sub-human mongrel, who hates Christians, and wants America to fail, are claiming that he is undermining the dignity of the presidency by advocating for the ACA in a comedic interview with Zach Galifianakis on Between Two Ferns....... Um, okay. *********************** Breaking News: 24/7 coverage about speculation about the whereabouts of the Malaysian 777 airplane continues today on all cable news channels. The latest speculation is that the Russian KGB and the CIA jointly hijacked that Malaysian airplane and crashed it into those two buildings in Harlem in order to divert attention from scandals involving the Russian invasion of Crimea, the CIA's spying on the Senate committee that oversees the CIA, Fast and Furious, Benghazi, the IRS, and of course, Obamacare.******************************** Republicans appear to have gone silent on the one actual real life scandal in the last five years - CIA accessing Senate computers removing evidence of a coverup of torture wrongdoing. For all the scandal mongering they've engaged in, you'd think they'd be all over this. But nooooooooooooo....might possibly be because the torture done was during the GW Bush years.********************* What's the world's largest musical instrument? The Matterhorn! ************************** It was disturbing how fast Ukraine fell apart and lost Crimea; it was like a massive Russian military flash mob ballet suddenly appeared and Crimea was the ballet dancer leaping into Mikhail Baryshnikov's (Kalashnikov) arms and then the curtain dropped. And there was nothing anybody could do to stop it.**************************** Summary of Rand Paul's speech to CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference)last week: "You think I'm crazy? Wait til Ted Cruz opens his mouth." Summary of Sarah Palin's speech: "Buy guns."