37 Americans sign up for Obamacare

Republican Darrell Issa, chairman of the House Oversight Committee, is launching an investigation into his first two investigations of the Benghazi attacks. "I am extremely disappointed in myself that our first two investigations found no wrongdoing on the part of the Obama administration and its response to the Benghazi attacks. Although I have already spent millions, I will spare no taxpayer expense in trying to uncover why I have found no fault, in two separate and exhaustive investigations, with the actions of the President or the then Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton." ***************************Republicans, in denial that 7.1+ million Americans are now enrolled in Obamacare, in denial that Barack Obama was even elected President, today announced their latest version of the replacement they will propose at some vague yet to be determined date in the future -- after they have repealed Obamacare. House Speaker Boehner is now scheduling ACA repeal votes 51 thru 100 to take place twice a week during the 2014 campaign season. The main outlines of our plan are that we don't like President Obama and that we don't like President Obama. We are still working out the details of the plan, and have no actual details ready, butyou can be assured that dislike of President Obama is central to our plan. "********************Republicans on Republicans: Sarah Palin called Paul Ryan's budget proposal the "definition of insanity." Needless to say, if anyone knows the "definition of insanity" it would be Sarah Palin..... And Ryan's budget repeals Obamacare, of course, but replaces Medicare for people 65 and older with a program much like Obamacare! *****************************Breaking FOX news on Obamacare: Republicans estimate that 38 Americans enrolled in the ACA by the March 31 deadline. "We think the Democrats numbers of 7.1 million are totally 'cooked.' Our number is just accurate as Paul Ryan's budget numbers," said a Republican spokesperson too embarrassed to be identified. "It could actually be 37."*************************And after making sh** up about Obamacare for 5 years, lying about what it would or would not do, misrepresenting every single aspect of the program, sabotaging every attempt to make it work better, blocking "navigators" from being hired to explain it, and encouraging young people not to sign up, Republicans are now running television ads complaining that people are confused.......... I swear. **************** Obamacare is the only Republican idea in the last 30 years that has actually worked. And they hate it. Go figure.