Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Weirder and Weirder

Trump has caused an ongoing constitutional crisis just being elected. Just wait until he is in ain't seen nothing yet. * * * * * * * * * * After decades of Cold War paranoia and imagining Russians infiltrating the US government, it finally happened and Republicans in Congress shrugged their shoulders and ordered Borscht soup and boiled cabbage for lunch. A Kremlin spokesperson has congratulated Comrade Trump on his election. * * * * * * * * * * And to add some perspective on one issue, an internet meme noted "Jimmy Carter sold his fucking peanut farm" just to avoid the appearance of a conflict of interest. Donald Trump canceled his press conference to discuss conflict of interest issues to meet with Kanye West and have a photo op. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Btw - we are now in the 2,353rd day of waiting for the Republican replacement plan for Obamacare. "We don't know what it will be, but it will be terrific," said Comrade Trump. * * * * * * * * * * * You ever notice that if you ask someone how far away something is they will sometimes say, "It's about 3 hours," or "twenty-five minutes." It seems to me that would depend upon how fast one was going, no? If I had asked how long does it take to get to Grand Island going 60 miles an hour, they might say about 2 1/2 hours, and that would make sense. Otherwise, the answer presumes too many intangibles: road conditiion, traffic flow, accident occurance, the possiblity of a flat tire, restroom breaks for people with bladder issues, the overturning of a cattle truck leaving cow carcasses on the roadway........okay, I'm done, except that I'm having an open house on Sunday, Dec. 18th, from 4 pm to 6 pm at my new digs in Papillion. 203 Shillaelagh Blvd. #13. Take 84th to Papillion just south of Giles. Turn west on Cary and follow the curve to my apts. "Go past Shillaelagh Blvd. and I'm in the last one. It's clearly labeled 203 and I'm on the ground floor in the southernmost breezeway. Park in the lot south of the building or in the post office lot. Hope to see you!


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