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Republicans now accuse President Obama of a "wag the dog" strategy of continuing to good things even though the Obamacare website is not yet working at full speed. "It's outrageous," said one noted Tea Party Senator, "every time we see an opportunity to criticize him, he finds a way to do something important and significant and worthy. It's like he keeps trying to govern. Why can't the American people see through this anyway? First he negotiates a deal to rid Syria of chemical weapons and now he has the nerve to reach a multi-national deal to slow Iran's nuclear weapons program. What's next, world peace?" ......................................................................... House Republican Speaker John Boehner on learning he will save a bundle on his health insurance premiums under Obamacare announced he was wrong in his opposition and now fully supports the insurance exchanges and vows to help make the ACA work for Americans in every state.......................just kidding on that last part.................................................................................... Certain appointments of Judges and Executive branch employees made by President Obama will now be decided by a majority vote in the US Senate- and that's call the "nuclear" option. Outraged Republicans go ballistic! "How dare Democrats call for majority rule on these issues," said one Republican Senator. "How are we supposed to muck everything up if we go by majority votes. What do Democrats think this is -- a democracy?"............................................................ Who would have guessed that George Zimmerman would be in trouble again after being acquitted in the killing of Trayvon Martin? Answer - Everybody.................................................................... Pope Francis upon hearing that Sarah Palin criticized him for being too liberal said: "Who?"............................................................. Every so often I watch those Ancient Aliens shows on cable tv and am always amused at how amazed they are that ancient peoples could build things out of big rocks.......................................................................................... Sometimes I really appreciate gravity; other times not so much.......................................................... Happy Thanksgiving Bud ........................................................ ps. calendars still available for $20. All new dates! All twelve months included at no extra charge! Holidays free! Only $.06 per day for 365 brand new days!