The President's Phone Call to Putin about the Civil War in Washington

President Obama may look to Russian President Vladimir Putin to intervene in the Republican civil war which appears about to break out between the Tea Party Branch and the Leadership of the former Republican Party. The infiltration by religious zealots, anarchists, a plutocratic cabal, and libertarian forces all willing to shut down the government, wreak havoc on the world's economy, take away people's food, health insurance, jobs, and social security,all for the sake of bringing down a President they don't like has alarmed many in the country and appears to be coming to a head in the next 10 days. Republican leaders have taken the unprecedented step of cancelling a vacation in order to f*** with America. President Obama was heard to be pleading with his new friend Vlad for help on the red White House phone formerly reserved for use in the event of threats of nuclear war. "You wouldn't believe how screwed up things are here," he was heard to say. "Congress doesn't even want to pay for stuff they already bought. Russia is the envy of the world, and you've even got the next Olympics Games. Please help."