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Chief District Judge Vicki Miles-LaGrange of the Western District of Oklahoma, who issued a temporary restraining order preventing an Oklahoma anti-Sharia constitutional amendment from taking effect after it passed in 2010, ruled Thursday that the amendment’s references to Sharia, or Islamic law, violated the Establishment Clause of the U.S. Constitution. Now that it has been struck down in, former Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood President Mohamed Morsi is expected to seek asylum in the Norman, Oklahoma airport terminal. "We look forward to bring Sharia Law to Norman, Oklahoma," said Muslim Brotherhood Presidential spokesperson Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed. "We should fit right in with our anti-gay and anti-women viewpoints. There are no gay Muslims. Abortion rights? No way by Allah. We stone to death teenage girls who get raped. I mean, come on, the war on women is right up our alley. Plus we've got AK-47's and grenade launchers up the yin yang and appreciate the NRA being so active down there. We plan to start our own anti-government Militia as soon as we get situated. And finally, we don't much believe in science, education in public schools, or rational thought either. Oklahomans want turn back the clock to the 19th century, too. It'll be a good fit for us."