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Friday, May 09, 2014

Oklahomans don't even like Methodists......

Latest Fox News conspiracy theory elaborated by Lynn Cheney, whose husband, Dick, has so far avoided trial for war crimes: Hilary Clinton paved the way for Monica Lewinsky to open up to Vanity Fair about Bill's affair as a way of generating sympathy for Hilary for the 2016 presidential election. These people live in a strange and labyrinthine mental state. *********** **************** With a focus on trashing Hilary Clinton, Republicans in Congress are considering whether to impeach Bill Clinton again. They've voted 50 time to repeal Obamacare and now they are investigating Benghazi for the 4th time. *********************** Republican: Obamacare is what's wrong with this country. Democrat: Well, Obamacare is working pretty well from all reports. What do you say to that? Republican: Benghazi. ************ **************I'd very much like to say that the new Benghazi House Select Committee investigating everything that has already been investigated and is dominated by Republicans will be nothing more than a cheap political hack job. The trouble with that is that it will cost tens of millions of dollars. Benghazi - the gift that never quite gives anything over and over and over again....... ***************** ********** It's a safe bet that Republicans will overreach, and that the public will see this political theater for what it is, political theater. ****************** ********* The Supreme Court issued a ruling that prayer at government functions is okay further eroding the separation between church and state. I've often why Republicans, who think government ruins everything it touches, are so anxious to insert government into religion. It's weird. But Oklahoma Satanists welcomed the Supreme Court recent decision regarding prayer at government meetings. "The more religion is introduced into the public sphere, the stronger are our arguments for inclusion. It won't be long before we have a huge statue of Satan on the state capitol grounds," a spokesperson for Satan, whose uncanny resemblance to Pat Robertson was remarkable. "Who'd have thought Oklahoma was such fertile ground for Satan although we were encouraged that Oklahoma is finding ways to introduce more pain and suffering to its execution program." A spokesperson for Governor Fallin said, "There has been a huge misunderstanding. We don't believe in religious freedom for everyone here in Oklahoma. We believe in religious freedom for our brand of conservative Christians only. I mean, come on, we don't even like Methodists here." ****** ********************* Here's a line from an English paper on Shakespeare and the origin of the work: "William Shakespeare wrote Hamlet, Macbeth, and all his other plays unless they were written by another person with the same name."******************* ********** ps. Saturday, May 10, I'll be at my church for the book/plant/art sale with 25 of my paintings at Spring Sale prices. Stop by if you can. 36th and Harney. North door.

2 Comments:

Blogger Greg Kosmicki said...

Benghazi, Lewinsky. Brings back nostalgic memories of listening to the "news" in the morning on one of the network stations, and it went like this: On the International Scene, Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky. And now we turn to a terrible disaster in (whatever city)Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky. On the sports scene the Bulls and the Bears Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky. The Senate Republican Leaders called for new Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky. Turning now to Hollywood Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky. Late Breaking news from east LA Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky. The stock market closed lower yesterday Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky. Terrible spring storms swept across Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky Monica Lewinsky

Ah! for the good old days of journalism. They're back!

8:22 PM  
Blogger Bud Cassiday said...

Hey Greg - you nailed it!

4:11 PM  

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