Land Dump Rot or Ton Lard Dump

The Democratic caucus I went to in Millard was well attended (600+) and the Sanders people were more boisterous than the Hillary side of the room. One fellow nominated Elizabeth Warren, but "realigned" with the Sanders group after the strange element of trying to convince the other side to switch and not attracting enough people to be "viable." There were a couple of virulent anti-Hillary people on the Sanders side, but I wouldn't say many more than that. There was a rather risky method of choosing "captain" of each side at the beginning with nominations right then and there from each side's group. It was basically strangers voting for strangers with a one minute campaign speech........but it worked okay. I thought our guy did very well........ And the delegate selection for the Douglas County convention was basically a call for volunteers. Hope that works, too. Sanders won our caucus with 9 delegates and Clinton got 7. Scattered reports across Nebraska point to a Sanders win overall. * * * * * * * The Republican race seems to have come down to (and I do mean "down") to Donald "The Big Dick" Trump and Ted (Apocalypse Now) Cruz......... One driven by narcissism and the desire to have hair and the other by a greasy-haired messianic desire for the power to bring about the second coming. (About which, btw, I have always believed and continue to do so that the fewer people who welcome the apocalypse and have access to nuclear weapons, the better). The con-man v. the messianic sociopath. Good luck with that, Repubs. Good luck with that, America. There is no doubt in my mind that Donald Trump (a fitting anagram is Land Dump Rot as is Ton Lard Dump) is the biggest dick in the presidential race. Donald Trump is a political bulldozer knocking down the established Republican Party neighborhood for a new casino......... And gambling the future away.........* * * * * * * * *I saw that Carly Fiorina endorsed Ted Cruz. By the way, an anagram of Carly Fiorina is "Narc Fairy Oil." Seems about right. An anagram for Rafael Ted Cruz is "Crazed Rat Fuel." This also seems about right. Re. Ted Cruz - it has been my rule of thumb that I don't want people who are eagerly looking forward to the apocalypse/rapture/endtimes to have their fingers on the nuclear buttons. I include Cruz in that category along with numerous Iranian mullahs. Any other candidates fit that mold? * * * * * * * The NRA has recently pledged to fight noise pollution in inner cities by promoting silencers on all weapons........as well as in schools and libraries. "Just imagine a world in which a fully automatic weapons can discharge 100 or more shots is a few seconds and make no more noise than your average dishwasher," an NRA spokesperson said. "Bothered by that neighborhood rat-a-tat at bedtime? Attach a silencer to that gang member's handgun and slumber away! Why, a deranged maniac with a machine gun could go into a college library, gun down a dozen people, and not disturb students down the hallway reading Shakespeare. It's a win-win situation." btw - there was a mass shooting this week and nobody noticed. ** * * * * * * ** So my mother, 90, wrote this poem called Lonesome: Oh, what a lonely life it is/ Now that I've lost my mate./ I never dreamed I'd be so sad,/ But it seems to be my fate./ We had so many travels together/ And enjoyed so many sights./ Now, I'm left with my memories/ On very lonely nights./ If only I knew where you've gone/ So I could rescue you./ It's no good being just one sock/ Without you for the other shoe! * * * * * * * * * * It sounds very sad and melancholy, but I suspect my mother was also having a bit of poetic fun here. I'll have to ask her on Sunday when I get her groceries.